Hegemony, Schmegemony: the empire strikes back
Man-Pig Experiments Must Stop!
Bullshit Detection: a word from Cindy Sheehan
Are You Living In A Fascist State? try this simple test
Jeb Bush: the whore on terror

"Fascism, the more it considers and observes the future and the development of humanity, quite apart from political considerations of the moment, believes neither in the possibility nor the utility of perpetual peace."
Benito Mussolini

HEGEMONY, SCHMEGEMONY — THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

This Sunday, the united legions of the Bush grassroots descended on Washington to stand behind the President and show him that America supports the war in Iraq. All 400 of them.

Previously, more than 100,000 antiwar protesters had demonstrated against the idiot-sparked carnage in Iraq. This was one of the largest demonstrations ever seen in America. At one point, according to Reuters, the crowd exceeded 300,000. But lack of bodies didn't subdue the rhetoric at the meagerly attended answer-back rally: "I would like to say to Cindy Sheehan and her supporters: don't be a group of unthinking lemmings. It's not pretty." said Mitzy Kenny. Kenny's own husband died in Iraq last year. But, valiantly, she sees the crass waste of her own husband's life as no cause for protest. God forbid that anybody would use the loss of a loved one for political reasons like Sheehan unless, of course, the politics favors Bush.

Morons like Kenny and Jeff Sessions – the fuckwitted elfin senator for Alabama who also spoke at the pro war rallyette – are clearly strangers to irony. "The group who spoke here the other day did not represent the American ideals of freedom, liberty and spreading that around the world. I frankly don't know what they represent." Thus spake Sessions. Perhaps, you fucking moron, 300,000 people on the street represents the voice of the people and, if you don't know what they represent, you should quit the whole 'representative' game. Thus spake Fried Wire.

But what did F(oxymoron) News have to say? It would be totally redundant to criticize Fox for right wing bias – kinda like criticizing Republicans for being pig-greedy, Bush-aggrandizing retards – but how, even in the name of sham 'fairness', could foxnews.com's story about the 'small counter rally' (their phrase) merit 502 words while the antiwar protest only got 321? If fairness and balance were to be gauged by column inches and word counts, the Bush bots' miniature Nuremburg would have deserved only 1.3 words coverage for the antiwar rally's 321. Better yet, we could easily shave off that extra third of a word quite simply by typing the word 'fascism'.

I have seen fascism referred to by Bush bots on various forums and bigot-blogs. Sometimes they employ the little-used 'facsism' spelling. But they seem to have little clue what fascism actually is. For these dumb fucks, 'facsism' is when government audaciously tries to tax rich people, 'facsism' is when government is seen to slight their bogus creed, and 'facsism' is when some uppity Dem pushes through a bill to make it harder for lunatics to buy automatic firearms at Wal-Mart. In short, the morons who bray about Bush's greatness and damn us all to hell for not worshipping the same God-shaped psychosis as they, think everything is 'facsism'. Unless, of course, it really is fascism.

I was once berated by an immigrant Bush bot who insisted that we do not live in a nascent fascist dictatorship, as was my thesis, but that all was good in the hood. She told me, self-righteously, that "I don't appreciate our President referred to as a dictator...Having family that escaped from a country that was actually run by a dictator, I think I can tell the difference." That may be well and good, but what would she tell the computer dude I know who escaped from Czechoslovakia shortly before the fall of the Berlin wall? He spent months traveling by train, working cargo ships for passage and hitching lifts to get to California. Now he's started to notice the 'American Dream' he was chasing is beginning to resemble the police state he left behind. Yes, America under Bush is really that good.

For the benefit of those who wouldn't recognize fascism if it won two elections in a row, I have a handy checklist. Do any of these defining characteristics of a fascist regime ring any bells? (top)

LAST WEEKEND KARL ROVE SAID I WAS A CLOWN

"Last weekend, Karl Rove said that I was a clown and the antiwar movement was "non-existent." I wonder if the hundreds of thousands of people who showed up today to protest this war and George's failed policies know that they don't exist. It is also so incredible to me that Karl thinks that he can wish us away by saying we aren't real. Well, Karl and Co., we are real, we do exist and we are not going away until this illegal and immoral occupation of Iraq is over and you are sent back to the depths of whatever slimy, dark, and loathsome place you came from."

(Cindy Sheehan, September 26, 2005)

The Fairy Godfather may wave his magic wand and sprinkle the Bush bots with truth denying bullshit dust, but truth has an inconvenient knack of hanging around. Perhaps Karl should take a break from fundraising for the GOP (in his capacity as disaster relief supremo); divulging state secrets to random journos (in his capacity as Deputy Chief of Staff); and lying on a non-stop basis and take a squint at this MSNBC slideshow. They called him 'Bush's Brain', and 'Boy Genius'. But when, I ask, was lying synomymous with genius? This turd sucks more than Fred Barnes at a dockyard glory hole. Truly, if Rove defines genius, humankind is doomed.

ARE YOU LIVING IN A FASCIST STATE? TRY THIS SIMPLE TEST

1.	Powerful and Continuing Nationalism: Fascist regimes tend to make constant use of patriotic mottos, slogans, symbols, songs, and other paraphernalia. Flags are seen everywhere, as are flag symbols on clothing and in public displays.	No		Yes
2.	Disdain for the Recognition of Human Rights: Because of fear of enemies and the need for security, the people in fascist regimes are persuaded that human rights can be ignored in certain cases because of "need." The people tend to look the other way or even approve of torture, summary executions, assassinations, long incarcerations of prisoners, etc.	No		Yes
3.	Identification of Enemies/Scapegoats as a Unifying Cause: The people are rallied into a unifying patriotic frenzy over the need to eliminate a perceived common threat or foe: racial , ethnic or religious minorities; liberals; communists; socialists, terrorists, etc.	No		Yes
4.	Supremacy of the Military: Even when there are widespread domestic problems, the military is given a disproportionate amount of government funding, and the domestic agenda is neglected. Soldiers and military service are glamorized.	No		Yes
5.	Rampant Sexism: The governments of fascist nations tend to be almost exclusively male-dominated. Under fascist regimes, traditional gender roles are made more rigid. Divorce, abortion and homosexuality are suppressed and the state is represented as the ultimate guardian of the family institution.	No		Yes
6.	Controlled Mass Media: Sometimes to media is directly controlled by the government, but in other cases, the media is indirectly controlled by government regulation, or sympathetic media spokespeople and executives. Censorship, especially in war time, is very common.	No		Yes
7.	Obsession with National Security: Fear is used as a motivational tool by the government over the masses.	No		Yes
8.	Religion and Government are Intertwined: Governments in fascist nations tend to use the most common religion in the nation as a tool to manipulate public opinion. Religious rhetoric and terminology is common from government leaders, even when the major tenets of the religion are diametrically opposed to the government's policies or act ions.	No		Yes
9.	Corporate Power is Protected: The industrial and business aristocracy of a fascist nation often are the ones who put the government leaders into power, creating a mutually beneficial business/government relationship and power elite.	No		Yes
10.	Labor Power is Suppressed: Because the organizing power of labor is the only real threat to a fascist government, labor unions are either eliminated entirely, or are severely suppressed.	No		Yes
11.	Disdain for Intellectuals and the Arts: Fascist nations tend to promote and tolerate open hostility to higher education, and academia. It is not uncommon for professors and other academics to be censored or even arrested. Free expression in the arts and letters is openly attacked.	No		Yes
12.	Obsession with Crime and Punishment: Under fascist regimes, the police are given almost limitless power to enforce laws. The people are often willing to overlook police abuses and even forego civil liberties in the name of patriotism. There is often a national police force with virtually unlimited power in fascist nat ions.	No		Yes
13.	Rampant Cronyism and Corruption: Fascist regimes almost always are governed by groups of friends and associates who appoint each other to government positions and use governmental power and authority to protect their friends from accountability. It is not uncommon in fascist regimes for national resources and even treasures to be appropriated or even outright stolen by government leaders.	No		Yes
14.	Fraudulent Elections: Sometimes elections in fascist nations are a complete sham. Other times elections are manipulated by smear campaigns against or even assassination of opposition candidates, use of legislation to control voting numbers or political district boundaries, and manipulation of the media. Fascist nations also typically use their judiciaries to manipulate or control elections.	No		Yes

Mostly NO: All is good in the hood. Mostly YES: Alles ist in der Haube gut.
(From "Fourteen Defining Characteristics of Fascism" by Dr Lawrence Britt)
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JEB BUSH: THE WHORE ON TERROR

Here is Governor Jeb Bush in a speech last week, naming Marco Rubio as Florida Speaker. "Chang is a mystical warrior. Chang is somebody who believes in conservative principles, believes in entrepreneurial capitalism, believes in moral values that underpin a free society. I rely on Chang with great regularity in my public life. He has been by my side and sometimes I let him down. But Chang, this mystical warrior, has never let me down." Jeb then unsheathed a golden sword, which he gave to Rubio.

Of course, Chang is relatively harmless. It's a pity that the same cannot be said for Jeb's real-life friends. Take, for example, Orlando Bosch. You may not have heard of the hardest working man in terrorism, but Jeb has. According to Joe Conason in 'Big Lies', "Jeb Bush and Bush family friends in the Cuban exile community obtained what amounted to a presidential pardon for Bosch." Of course, Jeb/Chang didn't just help Bosch out of the goodness of his heart. It was 1998 and he had an election to win in a state teeming with anti-Castro Cubanos who had traditionally voted Democrat.

So what better way to sway the vote than to suck up to the world's biggest Castro hater? Why should the fact that he'd been responsible for dozens of terrorist attacks on targets in the US, resulting in the deaths of US citizens and others, stand in the way of Jeb/Chang's 'will-to-power'? Here are some of Bosch's career highlights:

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GREAT PIONEERS OF NEOCON THOUGHT #18

"Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."

Dan Quayle

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