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"Until she got involved with the President she was basically a non-sexual dyke...but she is definitely bumping bush with Mr. Dub who I’ve heard from reliable sources doesn’t have a very large penis but does have a giant mushroom headed knob."

Vaginal Davis, drag queen and first cousin of Condoleezza Rice (apparently)

Recently I saw a performance by Paul Mooney. He said, apropos of Condoleezza and Bush, "White people are so naive...those two are fucking, you can tell." Perhaps this is one occasion when America should have followed Dave Chappelle's lead and just 'asked a black man.' Seems to fairly leap out at me now (especially after I labored for many minutes to assemble the shrine to the evil flower of their love pictured above). And then I read more on the subject:

"A pressing issue of dinner-party etiquette is vexing Washington, according to a story now making the D.C. rounds: How should you react when your guest, in this case national-security adviser Condoleezza Rice, makes a poignant faux pas? At a recent dinner party hosted by New York Times D.C. bureau chief Philip Taubman and his wife, Times reporter Felicity Barringer, and attended by Arthur Sulzberger Jr., Maureen Dowd, Steven Weisman, and Elisabeth Bumiller, Rice was reportedly overheard saying, "As I was telling my husb... and then stopping herself abruptly, before saying, "I was telling President Bush" Jaws dropped, but a guest says the slip by the unmarried politician, who spends weekends with the President and his wife, seemed more psychologically telling than incriminating. Nobody thinks Bush and Rice are actually an item. A National Security Council spokesman laughed and said, "No comment.""

But, as if just to tweak one's scandal reflex, Mike Allen throws down a few 'things that make you go hmmm' in the Washington Post:

"Aides said Bush and Rice know each other so well they have conversations based on body language, with maybe four words exchanged."

"Rice spends more time with Bush than any aide except perhaps Chief of Staff Andrew H. Card Jr., and she has developed a friendship with the president and first lady Laura Bush that frequently takes her to Camp David on weekends."

"Rice, a Cleveland Browns fan, bonded with Bush through their love of sports. The president drew laughter when he said in the Roosevelt Room: "Condi's true ambition is beyond my power to grant. She would really like to be the commissioner of the National Football League."

Dammit Mike, you coy tease, just tell us they're fucking! Even the mainstream/Bush cock sucking media have talked at length about the new cute concept of 'work wives' (especially close female coworkers who platonically fulfill the wifely role for working dudes during office hours) and have informed us that 'Condi' is widely acknowledged to be Bush's 'work wife.'

But Liza Sabater (a prolific blogworld journalist according to Google) goes further:

"Condolezza Rice and George Bush are a more than a political partnership; they are a couple -- and a good looking couple at that. Yes, I have said it. The President's wife is the most powerful negresse in the Unites States because, well, she is boinking the president. Not that she isn’t an intelligent woman who could not easily serve other presidents. She obviously has the credentials, expertise and know-how. Still, you have to wonder how can a woman, and a black woman at that, get so far up in the ranks of one of the most despicably imperialist, racist and misogynist administrations since the Teddy Roosevelt years? So there you have it. I come from the illicit love affair of a powerful rancher and an educated Negro "goddess". What has changed in 100 years? Not much it seems." (Original article)

Wow. It seems (speaking as a cracker) that black people such as Mooney and Sabater must have a kind of 'blaxploitation' radar that enables them to see plainly what Whitey is unaware of. And let's not forget that Baby Bush also has a history of interracial dating. In his case, it's hard to imagine that this should be construed as a sign of liberality - more an old school plantation owner fantasy of the kind that Sabater alludes to. Or perhaps a eugenics style 'breeding the smart out of them' throwback. But at least Condoleezza might get the Presidency as a reward for services to the 'white devil.' Unlike the unfortunate Margie Schoedinger who just ended up with a bullet in her head.

But there's more. And if the Republicans can justify Jeff Gannon, how about I see their gay prostitute and raise them one black drag queen as a reliable source? Read on:

LA icon and Bricktops nightclub hostess Vag Davis claims on her blog to be first cousin to Dr. Condoleezza Rice. And that Cousin Condi called her, telling her to keep quiet about it:

"But now that she has formally asked me to distance my family connection, I’m going to start talking about it non-stop. Up until now I've been rather nice about it, and black drag queens are rarely nice...Until she got involved with the President she was basically a non-sexual dyke. Wound too tight and way too brittle, more so than any brittle blonde I know. That’s why she's remained a lesbian virgin, but she is definitely bumping bush with Mr. Dub."

Yeh. Those two are fucking.

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