NEW ORLEANS: BEHOLD THE WILL OF YAHWEH

"Early in the morning of August 30, 2005 and as a direct result of Hurricane Katrina, breaches in three places of the levee system on the Lake Pontchartrain side of New Orleans caused a second and even greater disaster. Heavy flooding covered almost the entire city over a sustained period, forcing the total evacuation of over a million people. The city was now uninhabitable, due to 80% of its area being below sea level meaning that the water had nowhere to go."
(Wikipedia.org)

In short:
"New Orleans has been completely destroyed."
(New Orleans Deputy Police Chief WJ Riley)

"And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren."
God (allegedly) Genesis 9:25

"I need reinforcements. I need troops, man. I need 500 buses, man. Now get off your asses and fix this. Let's do something and let's fix the biggest goddamn crisis in the history of this country."
Ray Nagin, New Orleans Mayor

Like everyone else, I watched the news for nearly a week and wondered when the government was going to actually do something. George Bush was pre-occupied dodging Cindy Sheehan in Crawford, Dick Cheney was on vacation and Condoleeza Rice was shopping in New York and checking out the Broadway shows. Meanwhile, the residents of New Orleans fended for themselves.

You may ask how a devout Biblical scholar such as the Reverend Bush could blow a $200 billion wad on Iraq when he can't even spare pocket change to help out the people of New Orleans. And as 'The Big Easy' plays host to the worst humanitarian disaster in America's history, with estimates of up to 10,000 dead, you may have a point. But they have chaos, suffering and destruction already. What more could Bush bring to the table?

To the fundamentalists in the White House (who see nothing inappropriate in the government of a secular nation starting policy meetings with prayers) this disaster is probably seen as a sign of the long-awaited end of days. This biblical deluge, having mostly screwed with the black urban poor, will also be seen as proof of Yahweh's curse on 'the sons of Ham', otherwise known as the descendents of Canaan, the grandson of Noah, or the folks who got sent south by an angry God to populate his least favored continent of Africa. Sometime soon, the Churchies are convinced, another tenet of their crazy faith will come to pass: that the dead will literally rise from their graves (like a George Romero zombie flick) and Judgment Day will be upon us. Yahweh, the ancient tribal deity of the wandering Israelites, now co-opted by the neocon WASPs, will hover in a fiery throne and damn all but 144,000 of us to the fiery pits of Hell... Damn, I almost forgot it's Cindy Sheehan that's the crackpot.

So should I be terrified that the people we rely on to deal with major crises in a level-headed, humanitarian and efficient manner are Old Testament obsessed psychos who probably think the black folks had it coming and that it was all just part of God's plan? Perhaps if I was a Bush voter in Bumfuck, Idaho, I may draw comfort from having a president whose first response to emergency situations is to reach for the Bible but, as a current resident of the real world, I can not.

Bush deserves impeachment on so many grounds it seems redundant to even mention the 'I' word. How many more Americans have to be killed on his watch? But, of course, the defenders of the indefensible president will soon start rounding on anyone who criticizes their chosen-one for his callous incompetence. You know it'll come because the wronger they get, the louder they shout. "How dare the liberals cynically manipulate this tragedy just to get at Bush" the fuckwitted apologists for fascistic incompetence will squeal. I can already picture Anne Coulter typing out these exact same words to fart out during her next TV haunting and it isn't pretty. But I have only one thing to say to any con with the balls to use this argument and that word starts with 'c' and ends in 't'.

Yes, that's right: court. That's the court the supply-side ideologues who cut funding for the federal disaster relief agencies should be summoned to. That's the court the wingnuts who sent the National Guard to the other side of the world to guard Saddam's oil reserves, leaving the people of Louisiana and Mississippi to fend for themselves, should be summoned to. That's the court that Bush, who blatantly appointed his zero-experienced buddy to head FEMA in return for services rendered, should be summoned to. And that's the court the assorted incompetents running this sorry-ass administration should be summoned to for the good of the nation.

In his defense, Bush had this to say in response to the mounting criticism of his non-performance: "Many of our citizens are simply not getting the help they need, especially in New Orleans, and that is unacceptable." Said POTUS in a live address from the White House today. So who the fuck is to blame, genius? Where is the buck supposed to stop if not with the President? Someone remind this knuckle-dragging shyster that he's supposed to be the Commander-in-Chief and that the lame-ass excuses don't cut it when you take on the top job.

So is it partisan to say Bush is wrong and has let the American people down? I don't give a rat's cock - it's just common-fucking-sense. And if the conservative retards had a shred of empathy, compassion or plain human decency left in their self-deluded, malignant souls, they would know that too. Conservative people of faith: Why not try flushing your own sacred tome down the toilet and get a clue? You cocksuckers can kiss my ass before you all go to hell by the rules of your own play book.

But remember, people of New Orleans, Jeezuz loves you.

POST-DISASTER BONANZA?

One of the most depressingly inevitable consequences of the disaster is that, sure as eggs come out of a chicken's ass, some rich white Republicans are going to get seriously rich off the misery and suffering of the poor and predominately black. Corporate America calls the shots and we still have the most 'business-friendly' president ever sitting in the Oval Office. There will be nothing to stop the carpetbaggers descending on the city just as soon as the waters recede.

On TBR News, there's an article that pretty much sums it all up:

"This disaster served to "chase out the niggers" and permit Bush-supporting businessmen to buy up the soon-to-be condemned sodden houses for five cents on the dollar from friendly insurance companies and put up an enlarged and very profitable combination of industrial park and office building section. The money for this would, naturally, come from government grants which a terrified Congress (Mid-term elections are coming) had just voted for and the contracts to demolish the wrecked low-income slums would go, as a no-bid contract, to another stellar Bush supporter." (original story)

Watch that space...

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"I don't know much about Americanism, but it's a damn good word with which to carry an election."

Warren G. Harding, twenty-ninth President of the United States

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