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BUSH
WITH BRAINS:
10 REASONS WHY GIULIANI SHOULD NEVER BE PRESIDENT
"The man lies with
staggering impunity. But here's the thing: he does it
with such conviction and such seeming authority that
people who are not inclined to study the matter will
believe him - will in fact be utterly convinced that
Giuliani is speaking the gospel truth."
Michael
Tomasky, The Guardian
According
to The Guardian, Giuliani is "one
dangerous man: it's George Bush with brains." Here's
10 reasons why Ghouliani would never get to be president
on a sane planet. If, on the other hand, these 10 titles
personify for you the traits of an ideal president, knock
yourself out.
Having
Crooked Friends...
Like Bernard B. Kerik, whose nomination as homeland
security secretary in 2004 ended in scandal, is likely
to be charged
with several felonies, including tax evasion and conspiracy
to commit wiretapping. Kerik rose from being a warden and
police detective to become Giuliani's campaign security
adviser, corrections
chief, police commissioner and eventual partner in Giuliani-Kerik,
a security arm of Giuliani Partners, which Giuliani established
after leaving office in 2001. [story]
Supporting
Pedophile Priests...
Giuliani hired a Catholic priest to work in his consulting
firm months after the priest was accused of sexually molesting
two former students and an altar boy and relieved of his
duties by the church. Monsignor Alan Placa went to school
with Giuliani and officiated at his wedding to Donna Hanover
after helping him
get his first marriage annulled. "I know the man; I know
who he is, so I support him," Giuliani
said. "We give some of the worst people in our society
the presumption of innocence and benefit of the doubt," he
said. "And, of course, I'm going to give that to one
of my closest friends." [story]
Lies
About His Accomplishments (#1)...
On his Web site, Rudy Giuliani claims that he grew New York
City's police force by 12,000 officers between his inauguration
as mayor in January 1994 and mid-2000. That's just not true.
Most of the cops he's counting – 7,100 to be exact – were
already housing or transit police who were simply folded
into the New York Police Department. The merger of the departments
didn't increase the number of police in the city at all.
[story]
Faked
Ground Zero Hero Status...
In August he lied that he spent as much time, if not more,
at ground zero exposed to the same health risks as workers
combing the site after the Sept. 11 attacks, and so was "in
that sense ... one of them." In fact, the Times found,
he only spent 29 hours at the terror site between Sept.
17 and Dec. 16. He was later forced to 'admit' that he'd
'misspoke.' Or lied as it's more commonly called.
[story]
Negligence
Led to More 9-11 Deaths...
Ghouliani claims he was advised to to house his Mayoral
emergency command center on the 23rd floor of Seven World
Trade Center - even after the first terrorist attack in
1993. "My Director of Emergency Management recommended
Seven WTC," Giuliani insisted. Former Emergency Management
Director, Jerry Hauer, rebuts Giuliani's claims as a "a
flat out lie." The 9-11 Commission report went on
to criticize the decision for putting the Office of Emergency
Management out of action
after the attacks and preventing it from providing vital
information and assistance to other agencies. The report
states that "With better understanding of the resources
available, additional units might not have been dispatched
to the South tower at 9:37" thus implying more lives could
have been saved. [story]
Lied
About Prostate
Cancer...
"My chance of surviving prostate cancer — and
thank God I was cured of it — in the United States?
Eighty-two percent," says Rudy Giuliani in a new radio
ad attacking Democratic plans for universal health care. "My
chances of surviving prostate cancer in England? Only 44
percent, under socialized medicine." It would be a
stunning comparison if it were true. But it isn't.
Factcheck.org say: "It's true that official
survival rates for prostate cancer are higher in the U.S.
than in
England, but the
difference is not nearly as high as Giuliani claims. And
even so, the higher survival rates in the U.S. may simply
reflect more aggressive diagnosing of non-lethal cancers,
according to the American Cancer Society. Actually, men
with prostate cancer are more likely to die sooner if they
don’t have health insurance, according to a recent
study published in one of the American Medical Association’s
journals. Giuliani doesn't mention that." [story]
Rampant
Egomania, Disrespect For History Plus Added Lying...
During a visit to London in September, Giuliani dumbed
down Churchill's contribution to history as being the "greatest
example of a crisis manager" in a pathetic attempt
to create an equivalency between the great statesman and
himself [story]. Giuliani has always cast himself as the
'lone voice' warning of the dangers of terrorism before
9-11
- much like Churchill warning against the dangers of Hitler
prior to the war. But, according to the Giuliani Papers,
there is one problem with this self-characterization: It
is without any basis in fact.
"In his eight years as mayor, beginning in January 1994,
right after the Islamist bombing of the World Trade Center
in 1993, Giuliani said nothing about the threat of Islamist
terrorists in general or Bin Laden in particular. And worse,
he did nothing to improve the preparedness of the city
and its responders to deal with future attacks."
Typical of Giuliani's claims on the campaign trail is a
speech he gave last summer in which he said of the pre-9/11
period, "Bin Laden declared war on us. We didn't hear
it. ... I thought it was pretty clear at the time -- but
a lot of people didn't see it, couldn't see it." But
Wayne Barrett, a reporter for New York's Village Voice
and author of Grand Illusion: The Untold Story of Rudy
Giuliani and 9/11, has now obtained leaked memos describing
Giuliani's testimony before the 9/11 Commission. "He
basically said, 'I knew nothing about al Qaeda.'" Says
Barrett. [story]
A
"Clintonian" On Social Issues (this
one's for you, wingnuts)...
Giuliani is trying hard to schmooze Jeezuzland. But several
inconvenient facts stand in his way. It's unlikely he'd
ever overturn Rowe v, Wade being as his position on abortion
is an "ultimate decision by a woman, her conscience & her
doctor." and that "allowing choice keeps government
out of people's lives." [story] He
also once expressed gratitude to a gay couple who
put him up while 'between marriages' by telling them "that
if they ever legalized gay marriages, we would be the
first one he would do." [story]
Lies
About Economics...
Giuliani has been broadcasting radio advertisements in
Iowa and other states far from the city he once led stating
that as mayor of New York, he "turned a $2.3 billion
deficit into a multibillion dollar surplus." Independent
fiscal analysts, however, see it differently. In fact,
Giuliani left Bloomberg with a bigger deficit than the
one he had to deal with when he arrived in 1994. [story]
Lies
About His Religion...
Could there be anything more crass and less scrupulous than
lying about your own faith? Meet Rudy. Although he touts
himself as
a "devout
Catholic" in good-standing
with his church, the reality is somewhat at odds with the
image. According to Wayne Barrett "Married three times,
Giuliani simply isn't the Catholic candidate he claims to
be. He can't have a confessor. He can't receive the sacraments
of penance, the Eucharist, or marriage. While bishops disagree
about whether or not a Catholic politician who supports abortion
rights can receive the sacraments, there is no disagreement
about the consequences of divorcing and remarrying outside
the church, as Giuliani did a few years ago." [story]
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FASTER THAN A SPEEDING LIE, STRONGER THAN THE STINK OF CORRUPTION...
IT'S SUPERNIXON!
Say
what you like about dead Richard Nixon - and many did -
but I can't help secretly admiring him. The bastard emerged
broke from
Quaker Hicksville with a massive chip on his shoulder only
to reinvent himself as the awesome powerhouse of Nietzchian
ruthlessness that single-handedly destroyed 200 years
of public trust in government.
Nixon was the benchmark in political cynicism and self-serving
chutzpah... until 2000 when America was introduced to wild-mannered
Ivy League brat GW Bush - the man who was to become Supernixon.
Since Daddy and Billy Graham scored him the White House on
the back of the most suspect general election this side of
Nigeria, Bush has plumbed depths of political depravity Tricky
Dick didn't even know existed. One day in the 80s, corporate
America fucked religious intolerance and from this unnatural
coupling sprang forth the unibrowed meat puppet we have come
to know and hate. From illegal wars to fiddling while New Orleans
floods, Bush's presidency
has
promoted
straight
evil as policy, basked in the Stygian stink of corruption and
provided a rallying call for every crackpot Christian
Nazi
and hate-filled
fuckwit
in America.
Two terms based on destroying the heart and soul of American
democracy, hated by the world and still not within spitting
distance
of an impeachment? It's no mean feat... George W. Bush truly
is Supernixon. (top)
REPUBLICAN
SEX OFFENDER SHOWCASE
With Strom Thurmond - the Republican
sex-crime pioneer. (Link
to this)
"Beware
of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing,
but inwardly they are ravening wolves. Even so every good
tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth
forth evil fruit."
(Matthew 7:15,17)
Aldarondo,
Edison Misla (Former Speaker, Puerto Rico
House of Representatives) was sentenced to 10 years in
2002 for raping his daughter and another girl between
the ages of 9 and 17.
Allen,
Bob (Florida State Rep. and McCain 2008
co-chair) arrested July 2007 for offering an undercover
cop $20 to let him suck his cock.
Almond, David (North
Carolina Rep.) charged with exposing himself in front
of a female employee and chasing her around the room yelling "Suck
it, baby, suck it."
Ankeney, Randal David (Former GOP activist and business development
representative in the Colorado Springs branch of the State Office of Economic
Development) charged in 2001 with sexual assault on a child, sexual exploitation
of a child, committing a crime of violence, contributing to the delinquency
of a minor, marijuana possession and possession of a bong.
Armey, Dick (Former Texas Congressman) moral-crusader and anti-gay activist (famous for referring to Barney Frank as 'Barney Fag' during a 1995 radio show interview) was accused of inappropriate sexual behavior by three women at North Texas State University in 1985.
Atchison,
John David R. (Assistant U.S. Attorney and registered
Republican) arrested in a September 2007 sting operation
after traveling to Detroit to have sex with a 5-year-old
girl.
Barter,
Merrill Robert (Former Boothbay
Harbor Town Clerk and Lincoln County Commissioner)
pleaded guilty to molesting a teenage boy at
a motel during the 1998 Republican State Convention.
Bauman,
Robert (Former congressman and anti-gay
activist) charged in 1980 with having sex with
a 16-year-old male prostitute he picked up at a
gay bar. Blamed his downfall on his "twin compulsions" of alcoholism and homosexuality.
Bena,
Parker J. (Missouri Republican activist) sentenced to 30 months
in federal prison and fined $18,000 for possession of child pornography on
his home computer.
Beres, Lou (Former executive director Oregon Christian Coalition and chair of Multnomah County Republican Party) admitted to molesting preteen girls including his sister-in-law. After originally denying the accusations, Beres blamed his 'lapses' on stress.
Brooks,
Howard L. (Republican legislative aide
and former Director of Antelope Valley YMCA) charged
in 2002 with molesting a 12-year old boy and with possession
of child pornography. Busted after his correspondence
with a fellow child molester in Sacramento County jail
was intercepted.
Buhr,
Andrew (Former party nominee and St Louis
Republican committeeman) charged with two counts of
first degree sodomy with a 13-year old boy in 2004.
Burt,
John Allen (Florida Anti-abortion activist
and director of "Our Father's House" home
for single mothers) found guilty of molesting a 15-year
old girl in 2003.
Calvert, Ken (California Congressman) was arrested getting a blowjob from a hooker in 1993.
Carlock,
A. Paul (Klutzo The Christian Clown and self-described
Christian Conservative) arrested on child pornography charges
for allegedly taking naked photographs of young boys at a
Philippines orphanage.
Childs,
Keola (Former Hawaii County Councilman)
pleaded guilty to child molestation in 1999.
Coan,
Kevin (Former top St. Louis Republican official)
sentenced in 2001 to two years probation for soliciting
sex over the internet from a 14-year old girl.
Collins,
John J. (teacher and former Eatontown,
NJ, City Councilman) sentenced to ten years in 2006
for sexually molesting 13 and 14 year old girls and
witness tampering.
Craig,
Larry (Idaho Senator) Arrested at
a Minnesota airport by a plainclothes police
officer investigating lewd conduct complaints
in a men’s public restroom. After pleading
guilty to a charge of disorderly conduct, he
got one year's probation and paid more than $500
in costs and fines.
Cramer,
Carey Lee (Republican advertising consultant)
charged in 2005 with molesting his 9-year old step-daughter
after including her in an anti-Gore television commercial.
The indictment comprised six counts of aggravated sexual
assault, two counts of indecency with a child by sexual
contact and one count of indecency with a child by exposure.
Crane,
Dan (Congressman) censured by the House
after an illicit sexual relationship with a 17-year-old
girl working as a congressional page.
Curtain,
John R. (Republican Committeeman) was
charged with molesting a teenage boy and unlawful sexual
contact with a minor.
Dasen,
Richard A. Sr. (Conservative Christian
benefactor) found guilty of raping a 15-year old girl
and told police that he'd paid more than $1 million
on prostitutes over a ten year period.
Delgaudio,
Richard A. (Fundraiser) found guilty of
child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose
for sexual photos.
Dibble,
Peter (Legislator) pleaded no contest
to an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old
girl.
DiFatta,
Joey (Louisiana
Republican Councilman and would-be Senator) recently withdrew
from his Senate campaign because The Times-Picayune
was about to report on his record of engaging
in lewd behavior in public restrooms.
Elizondo,
Nicholas (Young Republican Federation
Director) sentenced to six years in prison for
molesting his 6-year old daughter.
Fleischman, Donald (Wisconsin Brown County GOP Chairman)
Resigned after being charged with two counts of child enticement,
two counts of contributing to the delinquency of a child
and a single charge of exposing himself to a child.
Floyd,
Larry Dale (Denton County Constable)
was arrested on suspicion of soliciting sex with
an 8-year
old girl.
Foley, Mark (Florida Congressman) resigned September, 2006, after getting busted for sending explicit emails to 'current and former congressional pages under the age of 18.' Foley tried to lie his way out of trouble by claiming he was the victim of a Democrat smear campaign before finally copping to the charges and making the customary apologies for having let down his family and his constituents.
Gardner,
Jack W. (City Councilman, Millersville,
PA) convicted of molesting a 13-year old girl.
Gardner,
Richard (Republican candidate) admitted
to molesting his two daughters.
Giordano,
Philip (Mayor) is serving a 37-year sentence
in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year
old girls.
Glickman,
Marty (a.k.a. "Republican Marty," GOP
activist and DHS official) arrested by Florida police
on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an
underage girl and one count of delivering LSD.
Gosek,
John (Former Mayor, Oswego, NY) was arrested
on charges of soliciting sex from two 15-year old girls
for $250.
Grethen,
Mark A. (GOP activist and fundraiser) was
due to be honored as "Republican of the Year" in
Washington DC in 2005. Unable to attend after getting
twenty years for six counts of raping children.
Grunseth,
Jon (Gubernatorial candidate) withdrew
his candidacy for Minnesota governor after allegations
surfaced that he went swimming in the nude with four
underage girls, including his daughter.
Harding,
Russell (President of the New York City
Housing Development Corp) pleaded guilty to possessing
child pornography on his computer.
Harris,
Mark (City councilman) this "good
military man" and "church goer," was
convicted of repeatedly having sex with an 11-year-old
girl and sentenced to 12 years in prison.
Hathaway,
John (Senate candidate) withdrew his candidacy
after being accused of having sex with his kids' 12-year
old baby sitter.
Heldreth,
Howard Scott (Anti-abortion activist)
is a convicted child rapist in Florida.
Hintz,
Mike (Pastor whom George W. Bush commended
during the 2004 presidential campaign) surrendered
to police after admitting to a sexual affair with a
female juvenile.
Ingram,
Paul (Party leader) pleaded guilty to
six counts of 6 counts of 3rd degree child rape involving
his two daughters and served 14 years in federal prison.
Kimmerling,
Earl "Butch" (Conservative activist)
sentenced to 40 years in prison for molesting an 8-year
old girl after he attempted to stop a gay couple from
adopting her.
King,
Lawrence E. (Republican activist) organized
child sex parties at the White House during the 1980s.
Klaudt, Ted (Republican representative)
organized child sex parties at the White House
during the 1980s. currently
facing 265 years prison on eight counts of
rape
involving foster children and former legislative pages.
Kline,
Ronald C. (Judge) placed under house arrest
for child molestation and possession of child pornography.
Lukens,
Donald "Buz" (Congressman) was
found guilty of having sex with a female minor and
sentenced to one month in jail.
Matthews,
Jon (Conservative talk show host) pleaded
guilty to exposing his genitals to an 11 year old
girl.
Morency,
Nicholas (Anti-abortion activist) pleaded
guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer
and offering a bounty to anybody who murders an abortion
doctor.
Nixon,
Drew (Former Texas Senator) sentenced
to 6-month jail term for soliciting oral sex from an
undercover cop, Nixon continued to serve in the Legislature
while serving out his sentence on weekends. Indicted
in July 2007 on two counts of official oppression.
Peterson, John E. (Pennsylvania Congressman) subject of numerous sexual harrassment accusations including one lobbyist who claimed to have suffered 'a hug and deep-throat kiss' when she had gone to tell Peterson that a mutual friend had died. Although his activities inspired the State of Pennsylvania to re-write it's rules on sexual harrassment, Peterson claims to be nothing more than an "excessive hugger."
Patti,
Jeffrey (Republican Committee Chairman)
arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old
girl being raped.
Pazuhanich,
Mark (Judge) pleaded no contest to fondling
a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation.
Rader,
Dennis L. (Zoning supervisor, Boy Scout
leader, Lutheran church president and BTK killer) pleaded
guilty to performing a sexual act on an 11-year old
girl he murdered.
Rumsfeld,
Donald (Defense Secretary) authorized
the rape of children in Iraqi prisons in order to humiliate
their parents into providing information about the
anti-American insurgency.
Russell,
Beverly (Republican activist and Christian
Coalition leader) admitted to an incestuous relationship
with his step daughter.
Schwarz,
Larry Jack (parole board officer and former
Colorado state representative ) fired after child pornography
was found in his possession.
Seidensticker,
Mark (campaign worker) is a convicted
child molester.
Sherwood, Don (Pennsylvania Representative) subject of a $5.5 million assault and battery lawsuit by his mistress.
Shortridge,
Tom (Campaign consultant) was sentenced
to three years probation for taking nude photographs
of a 15-year old girl.
Smeltzer,
Fred C. (City councilman) pleaded no contest
to raping a 15 year-old girl and served 6-months in
prison.
Spence,
Craig J. (Lobbyist) organized child sex
parties at the White House during the 1980s.
Stumbo,
Bobby (Floyd County Party leader) was
arrested for having sex with a 5-year old boy.
Swartz,
David (County Commissioner) pleaded guilty
to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was
sentenced to 8 years in prison.
Tebano,
Armando (former Schenectady County, NY,
Republican chairman) charged with sexual
abuse in the third degree, forcible touching and endangering
the welfare of a child in June, 2006. Although he stepped
down as local GOP chairman, Tebano still remains commissioner
of the Schenectady County Board of Elections.
Vanderwall,
Robin (Republican strategist and Citadel
Military College graduate) convicted on five counts
of soliciting sex from boys and girls over the internet.
West,
Jim (Spokane Mayor)
Championed an anti-gay agenda during his tenure
as one of the most powerful Republicans in
the Legislature admitted to enticing what he
thought was a young adult man but denied allegations
that he molested two young boys.
Westmoreland,
Keith (Tennessee state legislator) shot
himself after being arrested on seven felony counts
of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the
age of 16.
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Lyndon
Baines Johnson, 36th president of The United
States signed into law the Civil Rights Act of 1964
and alienated every dumbass redneck in Jeezuz Land.
Afterwards he remarked: "We [the Democrats] have just
lost the
South
for a
generation." George
W. Bush,
found them.
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things made this country great: White men & Christianity."
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