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HOT GIRL-ON-GIRL PRESIDENTIAL ACTION IN 2008!

According to a Dick Morris 'exclusive' in the latest News Max magazine, it seems as if the Presidential race in 2008 will be a no holds barred chick brawl between Condoleezza Rice and Hillary Clinton. (For some reason, the fact that Fox News ran the same speculative story in June, 2003 doesn't stop Dick claiming exclusivity, but that is small beer in the list of reasons why News Max is a piece of crap. I shall digress.)

The prospect of the two most Machiavellian and scary women in America running head to head is the most novel electoral prospect ever. Not only will we be guaranteed a female President — at least technically — it will also mean that 12% of the voters (black people) will be allowed to vote again when the racist GOP puppeteers attempt to harness a knee-jerk racial loyalty behind Rice. So what if African Americans have traditionally been more sympathetic to Small Pox than Republicans? It won't stop the campaign team leaders taking Ebonics crash courses and making whistle stops in Watts to ask that the brothers "help a sister out." For real, homie.

And of course, the GOP will be able to trump the Dems with the female and black minority double whammy in the hope that anyone who points out that Rice is a sinister bitch will be shouted down as a racist and a sexist. Who says the conservatives don't understand political correctness? They don't like it, but it sure as hell makes for a good political tactic when they cynically employ it as a weapon. It's the same shtick with Jeff Gannon. If you attack the idea of taxpayers' money being used to pay fake journalists to write GOP propaganda, you're now a homophobe. Similarly, if you disagree with the idea of Palestinians continuing to be made jobless, stateless, and frequently dead by Israel, you are an anti-Semite. But I shall digress once more.

Predictably, the News Max story is also a thinly disguised vehicle for a whole bunch of mean spirited smack about Clinton. It also puffs up Dick's own ego with insipid crap like: "The political maneuver Morris taught Hillary... one she is employing to win the Presidency. Hillary called Morris a "little devil" when she grasped his idea." Dick, a Faux News correspondent (so you'd think he'd know they had beaten him to his exclusive by nearly two years), also refers to the prospect of a 'la Clinton' Presidency as frightening. Hmm... President Rice? I guess that wouldn't be as frightening... after a few hits of PCP and a frontal lobotomy.

Dick likes to call Rice 'Condi' because, I suppose, four-syllable names are too long for conservatives to remember. (Nyerr — I made a Coulterism!) But I admit I have the same problem with Bush: I call him 'Dubya' because 'mass murdering, coke snorting, traitorous anti-Christ' is just too much of a mouthful. So screw it, bring on the bitches — what more harm could they do?

NORTH KOREA WORKS CHEAP WHILE MORALITY TAKES A VACATION

Michael Eisner: He loves a parade

German magazine Aspekte has an interesting article (sadly auf deutsch) about outsourcing.

The North Korean animation studio SEK, a pet project of evil midget Kim Sung Il, currently employs 1900 people producing films that "belong to the highest level of quality worldwide" according to Aspekte. Because of this quality of workmanship, SEK has attracted outsourced contracts from more than seventy production companies in Europe and the US. (SEK's monthly wage bill of $3 per worker doesn't exactly deter them either.)

But due to the awkward implications of trading with genocidal dictatorships, most companies prefer to keep their North Korean dealings on the down low. Shareholders can then just sit back and enjoy the enormous savings without feeling morally obliged to raise any tricky questions at board meetings. So everybody's happy. Except maybe the North Koreans getting beaten, starved and tortured in Kim Sung Il's death camps.

According to Aspekte and SEK, a multi-hundred penny deal to make 'Pocahontas' in the land of the rising extermination camps reaped massive dividends for Michael Eisner's Disney Corporation. (SEK also boasts about making a movie called 'King Lion' — any guesses?) So, like the greedy shits at Exxon, Du Pont, and General Motors who did so much to support the Nazi war effort until 1942, Disney has showed that it too can run with the big dogs in the morally repugnant wasteland of the 'Free' market. Isn't it heart warming?

More about North Korea: Iran, North Korea and Dubya — Sea of Fire, anyone?

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"Homosexuality is Satan's diabolical attack upon the family that will not only have a corrupting influence upon our next generation, but it will also bring down the wrath of God upon America."

Jerry Falwell

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