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WASHINGTON
STANDOFF: DAY 1,294
It's
been six long years since Bushco kidnapped democracy.
Who would have thought we'd put up with this crap for so
long?
Who
would
have bet that
the
American
people were such a bunch of masochists? The GOP that's who.
The people of America do not deserve this government. Hell,
the people of France wouldn't deserve this government.
ONE
MAN'S REASON IS ANOTHER MAN'S TREASON
Jesus
beard or a terror beard?
This
week the wingnuts got their panties in a bunch after Al Gore
went on a speaking engagement in Saudi Arabia. What did
Gore do wrong? Apparently* he had the gall
to
tell
his
audience
(of Arabs) that Bush
does not speak
for
all American people. And, for those fuckwits for whom
Bush does speak, this is treasonous. The Gore-haters seem
to think we have the kind of totalitarian society where
state
and
head
of
state
are synonymous and beyond criticism. Bad news Bushbots:
we're still a democracy (just about).
Here's some random anti-Gore
rhetoric harvested from the Web:
Bauer accuses Gore of attacking America
Republican midget and 'American
Values' representative
Gary
Bauer accused Gore of "giving ammunition to America's
enemies by verbally attacking his own country." Yeh,
get off your high Shetland pony Bauer: attacking Bush and
attacking America are polar opposite activities however much
your party of liars and thieves would have us believe otherwise.
New York Post letters page crank
Another pinheaded Bush-bitch
opinined on the
New
York Post letters page under the fair and balanced headline "Al
spews gore-bage: so what else is new?" The deluded tool
(I'm being polite) writes that Al Gore "and most
members of the loony left, have no shame." No shame huh?
So...
Should
Gore feel shame?
Should Al Gore have shame because he lied
and cheated his way into
the White House in 2000? Nope.
Should
Al Gore have shame because he, his family, and his
associates have made personal fortunes abusing their
positions of power to
kiss up to the enemies of America? Nope.
Should Al Gore have shame because he has remorselessly
milked 9-11 for all its worth even though it was the
incompetence
of his own mis-adiministration that allowed it to happen
in the first place? Nope.
Should Al Gore have shame for selling out operational
control at six American seaports to sponsors
of terrorism? Nope.
Currently, Bushco speaks for less
than half of the American people (35% if believe CBS,
42% if you believe Fox). So what did Al Gore say wrong?
Future Al Gore talking point:
Yesterday Donald Rumsfeld cited al
Qaeda's Web skills as a main reason for their success.
How long
before
Michelle Malkin and Ann Coulter dig up the 'Al
Gore claims he invented the Internet' bullshit story again
and start getting ideas? (No need to thank me, Bushbots.)
*(I would have posted a link to a transcript here but, despite
the internet acres devoted to trashing it, no-one seems to
be providing a full transcript of the speech. God forbid
people should be allowed to actually read what they are being
asked to disagree with.)
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WHAT
THE FUCK IS THIS?!
I spotted this self-adhesive abomination on the back of a car the other
day and drove nearly a mile behind it with my flipping finger fully deployed...
pass me the thimerosal, I gots me some votin' to do... |
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DO
YOU KISS JESUS WITH THAT MOUTH?
Neoconservative
bullshitters love to smarm like TV evangelists and push
the self-righteousness. But, off-camera and off-mike,
they're likely to come over more John Gotti than John The
Baptist. Dick 'The Don' Cheney's infamous 'fuck
you' to Patrick Leahy is just the tip of a profanity-laden
iceberg.
Who gives a fuck about profanity you may ask? Fried
Wire is no stranger to the colorful phrase and there
is no salty language known to man that would give me a fit
of the vapors. But, then again, I don't portray myself as a
holier-than-thou prayaholic with only God on my mind to froth-mouthed
fake-Christian fuckwits to solicit their votes. Those Cuntservative
pols are all values on the one hand, all trash talk and nefarious
deeds on the other. In an honest world there would be only
two reasons for any of these corrupt politico pricks to even
enter a church (and risk bursting into flames): 1) to jack
the collection plate or 2) to strain a few more votes from
the loyal but deeply gullible Bible
Belt.
MSNBC - that spineless echo chamber for cuntservative ranting
points - once gushed that "George W. Bush is
among the most
openly religious presidents in US history." Yup, sure,
the Connecticut cowboy is just one Jesus Day and a faith-based
initiative shy of canonization. (Though, as a sidebar,
shouldn't he get some reward from il Papa for single-handedly
turning the Supreme Court 55% Catholic with the Alito and Roberts
confirmations?)
But for all his 'head-bowed-in-prayer' photo opps, this fake-based
Commander in Chimp is only managing to fool the kind of functionally
illiterate dumbasses who view Pat Robertson's 700 Club as a
news source and imagine Jesus Christ to be a gun-toting US
hegemoniac who hates them damn' ayrabs.
Back in 1999, bow-tied GOP eunuch Tucker Carlson interviewed
the Reverend Bush for Talk magazine. The interview yielded
a hearty three 'fucks' in three pages and prompted Carlson
to pussify: "Bush’s brand of forthright tough-guy
populism can be appealing, and it has played well in Texas.
Yet occasionally
there are flashes of meanness visible beneath it." A year
later, Bush failed to realize that he and
Cheney were still miked after a press conference and referred
to New York Times reporter
Adam
Clymer
as "a
major league asshole." Let us pray...
Karl Rove is another famous example of the prayer/profanity
dichotomy. Journo Ron Suskind remembers overhearing
a Rove tantrum as he
waited outside his White House office. "We
will fuck him," Rove said, "Do you hear me? We will fuck
him. We will ruin him. Like no one has ever fucked him!" Apparently,
a White House underling had displeased Rove beyond the scope
of conventional prayer. We will fuck him...
like no one has ever
fucked
him.
Amen.
Doug
Thompson also writes about his
encounter with an equally forthright Tom DeLay during Thompson's
stint as Vice President for Political Programs at the National
Association of Realtors:
"Fuck
the law," Delay told me in a meeting in 1990. "I
don’t give a rat’s ass about the law." DeLay
wanted us to hire more Republicans. When I told Delay that
I didn’t care whether the folks I hired were Republican
or Democrat as long as they did the job, he got mad. "Listen
you cocksucker," he said, his eyes narrowing. "I'm
tired of mealy-mouthed assholes like you kowtowing to the
Democrats. We’re keeping a list and you’re on
it. Either start supporting Republicans or you’ll find
yourself out in the cold." That's a double 'amen' from the
Hammer right there...
So what's my point? Only that these cuntservative cussers
may as well wear t-shirts proclaiming their hypocrisy and
that only a freakin' moron would give any credence to professions
of deep faith based on the evidence of what these crooks
say and do. Maybe wing nuts would argue that the Dems are
just as bad. Sure there's sleaze on the other side of the
House but nothing that can match the ferocity and relentlessness
of the GOP war on ethics.
Show me one Democrat, for example, who divorced his wife
by dropping the papers off at the hospital while she was
suffering from ovarian cancer so he could marry his younger
adulterous love interest like Newt Gingrich. Show me the
Democrat who left his wife and two kids to shack
up with his admin assistant like Gingrich protégé Jim
Nussle of Iowa. Show me a Democrat who was arrested for
frequenting prostitutes, but "couldn't forgive Bill
Clinton" for his immorality like Ken Calvert. Show
me a Democrat who campaigned against gays adopting kids,
but got jailed for molesting their own foster children
like Earl Kimmerling. Show me a Democrat whose affair with
their son's wife ended up with her committing suicide like
George Roche III. Show me a Democrat who has tirelessly
campaigned for family values while conducting a ten-year
affair with his secretary like Mike Bowers. Show me a Democrat
who has slandered the opposing party as 'the party of homosexuals'
then shut the hell up when an openly gay member of that
party threatens to reveal the closet gays in the Republican
party like Orrin Hatch did... You feelin' me yet?
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REPUBLICAN
CREEP CREDENTIALS: TRUE OR FALSE? |
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1. |
Prescott
Bush and Herbert Walker, the father and father-in-law
of George Bush Senior, headed Nazi Germany's banking
operations in New York City until the government seized
control
of their Union Banking Corporation under the Trading
with the Enemy Act. |
2. |
Karl
Heinz Roverer, Karl Rove's grandfather, was regional
Nazi State Party Chairman and helped build the Birkeneau
death camp for Hitler. |
3. |
The
family of John W. Hinckley Jr., the man who winged The
Gipper, made substantial donations to Bush Senior's presidential
campaign. |
4. |
As
a medical student, Republican Representative Ron Paul
cruised animal shelters to score cats for vivisection
experiments at home. He later admitted "It
was a heinous and dishonest thing to do." |
5. |
A
female staffer who had been active in Florida’s
Bush v. Gore 2000 election recount was found dead in
former congressman Joe Scarborough’s office in
July 2001. Due to non-coverage by the American media, virtually
nobody knows this happened - even though Democrat
Gary Condit's disappeared intern became a daily news
soap. |
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Answers?
All true except #4 (it was Bill Frist). Sources: 1 2
3 4 5 (top)
GREAT
PIONEERS OF NEOCON THOUGHT #27
"Death
has a tendency to encourage a depressing view of war."
Donald
Rumsfeld
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