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JASON
McELWAIN AND THE RETARD
"Jason
McElwain didn't think anything could beat the night
he scored 20 points in four minutes for his high
school basketball team and was carried off the court
on his teammates' shoulders. But then came Tuesday,
when President Bush made it a point to visit during
a swing through western New York." (story)
This heartwarming photo op comes courtesy of Townhall.com, the wing nut news
source. But because it's Townhall.com, you know there's more to this story than
they'd prefer to mention. God forbid our big-hearted prez should be exposed as
a mean-spirited, hypocritical prick.
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I'm
sure Jason McElwain was stoked to meet
Bush. Good for him. But shame on The Commander-in-Chimp
for milking Jason's news-friendly story of overcoming
adversity. Why? Because at a time when studies
show that as many as 1
in 166 children will be diagnosed autistic in 2007,
Bush's response is to cut federal funding into researching
its causes and assisting those affected like
it doesn't exist. Bush's proposed 2007 budget plans
to:
Cut
all federal funding
for the National Children’s Study, a project
investigating the causes of autism, asthma, and
other serious illnesses.
Eliminate
Medicaid reimbursements for schoolchildren with disabilities.
Reduce Individuals with
Disabilities Education Act (IDEA) funding for schools
by $6.3 billion below the amount
recommended by Congress.
For
me, it's
difficult to avoid using the word 'hypocrite'
(or, indeed, 'cunt') in response to Bush mugging
for the cameras, using Jason McElwain as a human prop,
whilst
simultaneously plotting to screw over America's
disabled. But what do Bush supporters think?
Surely
even the most
flint-hearted
neo-Victorian Jeezuz lover would oppose
shitting on the disabled in such fine style?
Here's a wing nut commenting on the budget
cuts at Thinkprogress.org:
"Bush
has thrown more money away on social programs than
Carter and Clinton combined. In 2003 he spent 500
billion on you losers and his proposal for 06 is
over 650 billion.
How much more do you want?" (original
comment)
Nice.
But even these kind of
inhuman pricks who believe taxes only exist to be cut
and resent
every
penny of
revenue spent on other people, should worry. America
is getting fucked by the Pharm Mafia financially, psychologically
and physiologically. That pool of 'other people' afflicted
by autism and other debilitating conditions is getting
bigger. Soon even kind-hearted souls, like the commenter
above,
might
find themselves
and/or
the
someone
they care about, in danger of falling in. (top)
"Not
many Americans paid attention to autism, because
20 years ago, only one in every 5,000 kids in the
United States was affected. By the turn of the millennium,
that ratio was one in 500 children. By 2002, it was
one in 250 American children. Last year, it approached
one in every 155 male toddlers in the country.
Dr. Mark Geier, a Washington area geneticist and
vaccine expert, studied autism rates among 85,000
children who had received mercury-containing vaccines
against about 70,000 who didn't. He found the risk
of autism in the thimerosal-receiving group was almost
27 times higher." -- John
Hanchette, Autistic Society

PHARM
MAFIA PROFITS, MORE KIDS AT RISK
After
the Thimerosal debacle, you'd think they and even the
government would have learned something. Apparently
not. According to
the
AP "Soaring
numbers of American children are now being prescribed
anti-psychotic drugs" to treat ADD and other comparatively
minor behavioral problems. Drugs such as Zyprexa and
Risperdal, developed for treating adult schizophrenics,
are now being prescribed for 2.5 million American children
- a five-fold increase over the past decade.
Known side effects of these costly and heavily marketed
drugs include weight gain, elevated cholesterol and diabetes
- though virtually no new research has been conducted to
gauge their safety for children. This might be explained
by the fact that major drug companies usually spend half
as much marketing
their products as they do on R&D.
While this boosts profits for Bill Frist's buddies in the
Pharm Mafia,
it may cause concern for anyone who objects to the idea
of screwing up our children's health to make a buck.
Without wishing to get all Tom Cruise about the issue,
what kind of über-complacent, kid-hating jerks are
we that we permit our children to be pumped full of hobo
drugs so drug companies can turn bigger profit stats? And
doesn't it seem odd that the people who bitch loudest about
paying taxes and praise Bush's tax cuts, are
the
same people who would never raise a whisper of objection
about the money-hungry beast that is the Pharm Mafia?
Sure, the pharmaceutical industry disables and/or kills
thousands of us every year while sucking in the kind
of profits that would make an oil company CEO weep,
but business is business. (top) |
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PRESIDENTS
OF GENIUS
a cut-out-and-keep inspirational
series for the kids
#3: THOMAS JEFFERSON AND GEORGE W.
BUSH
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Thomas
Jefferson, third president of The United
States bought paid France $15 million for the Louisiana
Purchase
in 1803. The area comprises more than 22% of the
modern United States. George W. Bush,
43rd president of The United States is currently
spending
$5 billion
per month to bring civil war to Iraq and Afghanistan.
(Top)
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THE
NEW WHITE MAN'S BURDEN?
"The
release of atom power has changed everything except our
way of thinking... the
solution to this problem
lies in the heart of mankind. If only I had known, I
should have become a watchmaker."
Albert Einstein

Iran
may be just 10 short years away from being 60 years behind
us in nuclear weapons technology.
Sometimes,
like Einstein, I wonder why I'm so smart and the rest of
the world is so dumb. Sometimes it feels uncomfortable
to be surrounded by 6 billion of you idiots. Oh, the sufferings
of genius.
Take, for example, the current contretemps between Iran
and BushCo™. Sure, president Mahmoud Bad-Hand-at-Scrabble
Ahmadinejad may say, "why shouldn't I have the bomb
too? Is it because I'm Iranian?" Of course it's 'cos
you’re Iranian, dumbass. Our Commander-in-Chimp couldn't
give a rat’s ass if every crazy cracker on earth had
enough intercontinental ballistic missiles to fry the planet
200 times over. But let you have one little Hiroshima-style
cherry bomb? Hell no. You can drive taxis, own convenience
stores and run porn theaters, but no bombs for you, Mahmoud.
It probably says that in the Bible if you look hard enough.
Nuclear fission is one technology that must stay safely in
the hands of history's most notoriously genocidal ethnic
group: Whitey. Sure it's racist Mahmoud (in a mind-blowingly
hypocritical way), but it's extremely unwise to be pushing
the ethno-nuclear envelope right now with the most dangerous
crazy-ass peckerwood ever to hold power sat in the White
House. If you have hummus for lunch more than three days
in an average week, I’d give the atom splitting a miss – at
least while President Cheney’s pacemaker keeps ticking.
With all that ululating and state-sponsored terrorism, it
may be easy for us sanctimonious imperialistas to think the
Iranians are nutjobs crying out for a little democracy-inducing
carpet-bombing. But, apparently, the people of America are
fucking nuts too. On one hand, polls show the majority of
us want to dump Bush and get the hell out of Iraq pronto.
Then, on the other hand, 57% of us support taking military
action against Iran.
What is wrong with us? Is it that our lack of support for
the continuing occupation of Iraq is just a symptom of boredom
rather than a latent desire to stop killing foreigners? It's
not that we’re against illegal invasions and wasting
thousands of live for no good reason in Bush's wars, it's
just that particular war, it doesn't really do it for us
any more.
Are we looking forward to the next invasion like the opening
episode of a new TV series while thinking of Iraq as the
last tired episodes of Friends? Do we need the adrenalin
rush of seeing new night-vision footage of tanks rolling
into new, fresh oil-producing nations? My God, we are sick
bastards.
Perhaps our ADD attitude to war is one of the reasons why
the word 'overthink' only exists in American English. Sometimes
it really doesn't pay to think so much in America 2006: you
just wind up with a tumor. (top)

GREAT
PIONEERS OF NEOCON THOUGHT #29
"I
think all foreigners should stop interfering in the
internal affairs of Iraq."
Paul
Wolfowitz



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