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Jason McElwain and the Retard:
Hypocrisy in action
Pharm Mafia Profits, Kids at Risk
Presidents of Genius #3:
Thomas Jefferson and George W. Bush
The New White Man's Burden?
Iran and the atom bomb
Media Pinheads of the Week:
Still Katharine Debrecht...

 

JASON McELWAIN AND THE RETARD

"Jason McElwain didn't think anything could beat the night he scored 20 points in four minutes for his high school basketball team and was carried off the court on his teammates' shoulders. But then came Tuesday, when President Bush made it a point to visit during a swing through western New York." (story)

This heartwarming photo op comes courtesy of Townhall.com, the wing nut news source. But because it's Townhall.com, you know there's more to this story than they'd prefer to mention. God forbid our big-hearted prez should be exposed as a mean-spirited, hypocritical prick.


I'm sure Jason McElwain was stoked to meet Bush. Good for him. But shame on The Commander-in-Chimp for milking Jason's news-friendly story of overcoming adversity. Why? Because at a time when studies show that as many as 1 in 166 children will be diagnosed autistic in 2007, Bush's response is to cut federal funding into researching its causes and assisting those affected like it doesn't exist. Bush's proposed 2007 budget plans to:

Cut all federal funding for the National Children’s Study, a project investigating the causes of autism, asthma, and other serious illnesses.

Eliminate Medicaid reimbursements for schoolchildren with disabilities.

Reduce Individuals with Disabilities Education Act (IDEA) funding for schools by $6.3 billion below the amount recommended by Congress.

For me, it's difficult to avoid using the word 'hypocrite' (or, indeed, 'cunt') in response to Bush mugging for the cameras, using Jason McElwain as a human prop, whilst simultaneously plotting to screw over America's disabled. But what do Bush supporters think? Surely even the most flint-hearted neo-Victorian Jeezuz lover would oppose shitting on the disabled in such fine style? Here's a wing nut commenting on the budget cuts at Thinkprogress.org:

"Bush has thrown more money away on social programs than Carter and Clinton combined. In 2003 he spent 500 billion on you losers and his proposal for 06 is over 650 billion. How much more do you want?" (original comment)

Nice. But even these kind of inhuman pricks who believe taxes only exist to be cut and resent every penny of revenue spent on other people, should worry. America is getting fucked by the Pharm Mafia financially, psychologically and physiologically. That pool of 'other people' afflicted by autism and other debilitating conditions is getting bigger. Soon even kind-hearted souls, like the commenter above, might find themselves and/or the someone they care about, in danger of falling in. (top)

"Not many Americans paid attention to autism, because 20 years ago, only one in every 5,000 kids in the United States was affected. By the turn of the millennium, that ratio was one in 500 children. By 2002, it was one in 250 American children. Last year, it approached one in every 155 male toddlers in the country.

Dr. Mark Geier, a Washington area geneticist and vaccine expert, studied autism rates among 85,000 children who had received mercury-containing vaccines against about 70,000 who didn't. He found the risk of autism in the thimerosal-receiving group was almost 27 times higher."
-- John Hanchette, Autistic Society



PHARM MAFIA PROFITS, MORE KIDS AT RISK

After the Thimerosal debacle, you'd think they and even the government would have learned something. Apparently not. According to the AP "Soaring numbers of American children are now being prescribed anti-psychotic drugs" to treat ADD and other comparatively minor behavioral problems. Drugs such as Zyprexa and Risperdal, developed for treating adult schizophrenics, are now being prescribed for 2.5 million American children - a five-fold increase over the past decade.

Known side effects of these costly and heavily marketed drugs include weight gain, elevated cholesterol and diabetes - though virtually no new research has been conducted to gauge their safety for children. This might be explained by the fact that major drug companies usually spend half as much marketing their products as they do on R&D. While this boosts profits for Bill Frist's buddies in the Pharm Mafia, it may cause concern for anyone who objects to the idea of screwing up our children's health to make a buck.

Without wishing to get all Tom Cruise about the issue, what kind of über-complacent, kid-hating jerks are we that we permit our children to be pumped full of hobo drugs so drug companies can turn bigger profit stats? And doesn't it seem odd that the people who bitch loudest about paying taxes and praise Bush's tax cuts, are the same people who would never raise a whisper of objection about the money-hungry beast that is the Pharm Mafia?

Sure, the pharmaceutical industry disables and/or kills thousands of us every year while sucking in the kind of profits that would make an oil company CEO weep, but business is business. (top)


PRESIDENTS OF GENIUS
a cut-out-and-keep inspirational series for the kids
#3: THOMAS JEFFERSON AND GEORGE W. BUSH
 

 

Thomas Jefferson, third president of The United States bought paid France $15 million for the Louisiana Purchase in 1803. The area comprises more than 22% of the modern United States. George W. Bush, 43rd president of The United States is currently spending $5 billion per month to bring civil war to Iraq and Afghanistan. (Top)

THE NEW WHITE MAN'S BURDEN?

"The release of atom power has changed everything except our way of thinking... the solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind.  If only I had known, I should have become a watchmaker."
Albert Einstein

Iran may be just 10 short years away from being 60 years behind us in nuclear weapons technology.

Sometimes, like Einstein, I wonder why I'm so smart and the rest of the world is so dumb. Sometimes it feels uncomfortable to be surrounded by 6 billion of you idiots. Oh, the sufferings of genius.

Take, for example, the current contretemps between Iran and BushCo™. Sure, president Mahmoud Bad-Hand-at-Scrabble Ahmadinejad may say, "why shouldn't I have the bomb too? Is it because I'm Iranian?" Of course it's 'cos you’re Iranian, dumbass. Our Commander-in-Chimp couldn't give a rat’s ass if every crazy cracker on earth had enough intercontinental ballistic missiles to fry the planet 200 times over. But let you have one little Hiroshima-style cherry bomb? Hell no. You can drive taxis, own convenience stores and run porn theaters, but no bombs for you, Mahmoud. It probably says that in the Bible if you look hard enough.

Nuclear fission is one technology that must stay safely in the hands of history's most notoriously genocidal ethnic group: Whitey. Sure it's racist Mahmoud (in a mind-blowingly hypocritical way), but it's extremely unwise to be pushing the ethno-nuclear envelope right now with the most dangerous crazy-ass peckerwood ever to hold power sat in the White House. If you have hummus for lunch more than three days in an average week, I’d give the atom splitting a miss – at least while President Cheney’s pacemaker keeps ticking.

With all that ululating and state-sponsored terrorism, it may be easy for us sanctimonious imperialistas to think the Iranians are nutjobs crying out for a little democracy-inducing carpet-bombing. But, apparently, the people of America are fucking nuts too. On one hand, polls show the majority of us want to dump Bush and get the hell out of Iraq pronto. Then, on the other hand, 57% of us support taking military action against Iran.

What is wrong with us? Is it that our lack of support for the continuing occupation of Iraq is just a symptom of boredom rather than a latent desire to stop killing foreigners? It's not that we’re against illegal invasions and wasting thousands of live for no good reason in Bush's wars, it's just that particular war, it doesn't really do it for us any more.

Are we looking forward to the next invasion like the opening episode of a new TV series while thinking of Iraq as the last tired episodes of Friends? Do we need the adrenalin rush of seeing new night-vision footage of tanks rolling into new, fresh oil-producing nations? My God, we are sick bastards.

Perhaps our ADD attitude to war is one of the reasons why the word 'overthink' only exists in American English. Sometimes it really doesn't pay to think so much in America 2006: you just wind up with a tumor.
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GREAT PIONEERS OF NEOCON THOUGHT #29

"I think all foreigners should stop interfering in the internal affairs of Iraq."

Paul Wolfowitz

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