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LEAVING A BITTER AFTERTASTE IN THE MIND SINCE 2004

NEW POLICY IN EFFECT: Due to lack of energy/time, most new material is now posted under the 'Wire' section. Yes, it's nearly a blog...

Visit The Fried Wire Media Dump: there's stuff that moves, stuff that pops up and stuff that makes noises. It's like a safari into Bill O'Reilly's pants except you won't need a rabies shot.

Media Pinheads of the Week: a displeasure trove of the talking (dick)heads, scribes and pharisees we all love to hate. Please feel free to nominate new candidates.

Bush With Brains: 10 Reasons Why Giuliani Should Never Be President. (Oops... bye, bye Nosferatu)
(January, 2008)

Spammers: How come Al Gore's head doesn't explode?
Faster Than a Speeding Lie, Stronger Than the Stink of Corruption:
It's Supernixon!
The Republican Sex Offender Showcase with Strom Thurmond
Presidents of Genius #4: Lyndon Baines Johnson and George W. Bush
(August, 2006)

America in Distress: Tightening the wingnuts
McCain In The Membrane II
(April, 2006)

Jason McElwain and the Retard: Hypocrisy in action
Pharm Mafia Profits, Kids at Risk
Presidents of Genius #3: Thomas Jefferson and George W. Bush
The New White Man's Burden? Iran and the atom bomb
(March, 2006)

Presidents of Genius #1: James Garfield and George W. Bush
McCain In The Membrane: The next president of The United States?
Why John McCain Should Never Be President
Presidents of Genius #2: Thomas Jefferson and George W. Bush
(March, 2006)

Washington Standoff: Day 1,294
One Man's Reason is Another Man's Treason: Al (Qaeda) Gore speaks out
Do You Kiss Jesus With That Mouth?: The Cussin' Christian Conservatives
Republican Creep Credentials: A True or False tests
(February, 2006)

State of The Union: D.O.A.
Republican Creep Credentials: A True or False test
What They Say, What They Do: Conrad Burns on Jack Abramoff
Meet The Family: Neil Bush talks about his STD
Media Pinheads of the Week: Paul Kengor's Vagina Monologues
(February, 2006)

Moron with a War on V3.0? : Fried Wire predictions for 2006
Peace: A Footnote In American History? The words of Dwight D. Eisenhower
Media Pinheads of the Week: Burt Prelutsky on why Jews suck
(January, 2006)

Happy New Year 2006
(January, 2006)

Terminator V. Crip: Game Over
Happy Holidays From The Disunited States of Dumb: joy to the world?
Give The Gift of Stupid
Michael Ledeen: Meet Satan's Fluffer
Media Pinheads of the Week
(December, 2005)

The Face of Conservative Values: Another bent Rep expunged
Here's a man who wouldn't take it any more... and you'll never guess who
A Message to Gipper Fans
Shut Up Fool Tool V 1.0: Fried Wire unveils the latest in copy and paste rhetoric
Wal-M(art)
Loon Watch: what's Frederick Meekins saying today?
"Frederick Meekins is a Racist Twat" Appeal
Tom Hoefling update: Is Tom Hoefling still a twat?
(November, 2005)

Scornucopia! POTUS reaps whirlwind
Ding Dong: It's the Ku Klux Klown
Don't Mess With Lenny: some things are still sacred
(November, 2005)

2,000 Dead: Fuck all accomplished
Frederick Meekins: The Napoleon Dynamite of bigotry
Bush is a Loser: Play Fried Wire's new and obvious Google game
One Small Thought...
(November, 2005)

Enough Already: government of the crooked, by the crooked, for the crooked
The Hate That Dare Not Speak Its Name: why wing nuts don't dig Harriet Miers
Is That What They're Calling It Now? Condoleezza Rice on 'Dual Piano' (October, 2005)

Hegemony, Schmegemony: the empire strikes back
Man-Pig Experiments Must Stop!
Bullshit Detection: a word from Cindy Sheehan
Are You Living In A Fascist State? try this simple test
Jeb Bush: the whore on terror (October, 2005)

Big Bubba is Watching You: Your tax dollars at work
Brought to you by the makers of Jeezuzland: The clerics of the Bush theocracy
Apology and Retraction: George Bush does not have Down Syndrome
Messages from God: People of faith show compassion for the citizens of New Orleans
(September, 2005)

War Hacks, Hags and Zombie Plebs: The neo con rolls on and on...
Prowar v. Antiwar: Two sides to every story?
Bin Laden found: Eat your hearts out CIA...
Tom Hoefling Googled
(September, 2005)

New Orleans: Behold the will of Yahweh
(September, 2005)

Hail To The Thief: Can the GOP still count on the Amish vote in 2008?
Give Peace a Fighting Chance: Republicans against war?
(August, 2005)

Fortunate Son and Hair Apparent: The secret behind Bush's power?
Bubble Boy Blows on: A vision of the future?
Republican Brownshirts Show Their True Colors: Compassionate conservatism in action?
(August, 2005)

Welcome to Magical Rove Land Where lies can come true
Brian Kilmeade Speaks for al Qaeda
Karl Rove Scandal for Dummies
(July, 2005)

Murderers in London: Al Qaeda vs. the Neocons
(July, 2005)

Dean Doesn't Suck: It's time to stop eating shit and pretending it tastes like apple pie
Vive Le Durb: Dick Durbin pisses off the Red nation
(June, 2005)

Quit Bitching and Do Something: Maybe all is not lost...
Alan Keyes and Tom Hoefling: Some speech is freer than others
(June, 2005)

Welcome to The Vegetable Nation: Terri Schiavo and the Dumber-mentalists
Dances With Loons: Fried Wire discusses theology with Christian Conservatives
(March, 2005)

Bumping Bush: Pass me my shit shovel — it's time to talk smack
(March, 2005)

Hot Girl-On-Girl Presidential Action: Clinton v. Condoleezza in 2008?
Morality Takes A Vacation: Disneyland outsources to Hell
(February, 2005)

Queer Eye For The Hate Guy: Jeff 'Bulldog' Gannon and his new best friends
(February, 2005)

Oil & Exegesis: Iran, North Korea and Dubya – sea of fire, anyone?
(February, 2005)

Revolution Overdue For Renewal: Doctor Zaius meets the Godfather
(February, 2005)

State Of The Union 2005: Beware of False profits
Dances With Loons: Who would Jesus bomb?
(February, 2005)

There Was a crooked Man: An anthology of my favorite Bush lawsuits
(February, 2005)

Support Ugly Trade: Stupid celebrity-endorsed products
National Lampoon's Treasonous Insurrection: Chevy Chase speaks
(January, 2005)

Summon The Wytchefinder: Chevy Chase Vs. Dumbocracy
(1-4-05)

Merry Fucking Christmas: Seasons Greetings From Uncle Dick
(12-19-04)

Happy Holidays: Joy Upon Earth And Goodwill To All Men
(12-12-04)

I Ran (Not) So far Away: Does Anyone Smell War?
(12-9-04)

Leading By Example: The Valhalla of Conservative war heroes...
(11-19-04)

John F. Kerry – Muppet: A Heartfelt Plea to a Presidential Failure That Never Was
(11-9-04)

Suckers! Election Night 2004 (11-6-04)

The Role of Terror in a Dictatorial Regime: How the Bush Junta Out-sources Tyranny
(10-04)

Wal-Mart - Peace Warrior: World Saved By Lower Prices!
(10-04)

Kamikaze Veterans For Truth: Democrats Respond to Swiftboat Campaign
(10-04)

Rug Abuse: The Bald Truth...
(10-04)

Hug a Republican: It's a Dirty Job, But Someone's Gotta Do It...
(10-04)

A Stupid Giant Car for Morons: Bummer...
(10-04)

ICH BIN KEIN GIRLIE MANN!
Our Noble Governor Strikes A Pose Of Quiet, Statesman-like Dignity
(With His Cock Out) (10-04)

BUT...
What If They Called an Election and Nobody Came? (10-04)

HOW BAD BUSH?
The Bottom-line On the Bottom-feeder Administration (10-04)

EJECTION 2004:
It's Time to Figure Out What a Flying Fuck is and Start Giving One (10-04)

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