—December 19, 2004—

THE MAGICAL SEASON OF UNASHAMED HYPOCRISY IS UPON US ONCE MORE...

So let us celebrate our love for the world by cheering on our dear leader as he blows parts of it to pieces. Let us celebrate the birth of a mythical anti-materialist by buying tons of unwanted crap for each other. Let us stuff our fat faces and throw a couple of bucks to the charities (so they'll stop bumming us out with all those skinny kids on television).

Fa-la-la-la-fucking-laa!

Just to enter into the spirit of the season, I've opened up the Friedwire store just in time for Christmas (2005) where you can buy t-shirts, bumper stickers, and other stuff (click here). Exciting eh?

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